Today's Quote:

I was blogsurfing when I saw this one. No I'm not posting her site, 'cos she doesn't have commenting or mail links posted, so I can't ask her permission. But the quote itself is to good to pass up. She's referring to her sudden ability to "pick up strays":

"They're flocking to me like the salmon at Capistrano!"

I think the malaprop was on purpose. But funny either way - intended or no...