
RIP, man. Sorry we made all those jokes about you. You were really cooler than us. With a way better pianist.
Other guys buy a sports car, or rent a PYT.
Not me.
I started a band. Then it folded.
I grew my hair, but eventually cut it.
I opened a recording studio. THAT's still going. My former ponytail will be hanging on the wall, once it has a wall of its own.